A fool there was

A fool there was 



Incision after incision, I

Spike myself because 



If ever a fool there was

I was a fool there was 



But you can't put that on me

You can't put that on me

I know what you say about me, and

Well I mostly agree

But you can't put that on me 



Fool there was

A fool I was 



Decision after decision, I

Spike myself because 



If ever a fool there was

I was a fool there was 



But you can't put that on me

You can't put that on me

I know what you say about me, and

Well I mostly agree

But you can't put that on me 



All your tastes and preferences

They're measured out in Moscow miles, and oh

Wolf prints in the snow

That led us off the straight and narrow 



And crooked smiles, that from one too many

Sad goodbyes

They no longer say hello, hello hello, ooh