When I'm at work, ya, I always rush right home for lunch 

So I can check out what's up on the Flower Bunch 

And when I'm walking through the front door at night 

I gotta see who's winning on The Price is Right, oh



I never dreamed that I'd spend my days 

Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays 

I need my TV



What's happening in this world, I don't care at all 

But it better not pre-empt Thursda Night Ice Hockey ball 

I can't even come up with my own views 

I'm taught how to think from the evening news, oh



I never dreamed that I'd spend my days 

Staring at some tube emitting cathode rays 

I need my TV



Everybody Sing



La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la...





Avril Talks

Pissing me off here, can you do scumbagging this shit

Let's play ice fucking hockey!!!