My life is easy
My life ain't hard
I spend all day in my fucking back yard
I ain't go not money and I don't care
My parents let me use their credit cards

I Ain't got nowhere to go so I'm movin on the street
See people say I got no ambition
But at least i give a shit about the stuff i eat
Yeah I care about nutrition!

Tried to get a job at the retail store, but I could not stand the competetion
So I spend all my time at hanging out at the shore, giving myself a skin conditon

I Ain't got nowhere to go so im movin' on my feet
People say I got no ambition
Well at least i give a shit about the stuff I eat
Yeah I care about nutrition!

Yeah I guess I get upset when I see on the tv all the people in this world that are starving
Well there is nothing in this world that can come and bother me when i smell the turkey that is carving
I am starving!! Moses I'm starving!

My folks say I gotta get myself a job and they ain't gonna support me
All I am to them is just a lazy slob why is it that they did not abort me? whoo!

I guess I must hang out on broad and south
Living by my intuition
Well at least I give a shit what i put into my mouth
Yea i care about nutrition!

Nutrition is good for me!