It was new year's eve and i was all but wary.
Then my girl she decided to smooch mary.
No one to smooch i would not be caught dead.
Then into the picture steppedmy good friend greg.

He kissed me.
Oh yeah yeah,
The guy kissed me!
Aha, yeah,
He kissed me
Yeah yeah,
He kissed, kiss, guy!

The countdown came.
I then puckered up, but little did i know what was about to be up.
3-2-1 came he put his hands on my cheek.
And in came his tounge throught my lips and my teeth.

He kissed me.
Oh yeah yeah,
The guy kissed me!
Aha, yeah,
He kissed me
Yeah yeah,
He kissed, kiss, guy!

I went. i took the bait because at 12 am i had no date.
The kiss was alright but i've done better.
It would have been nice, had it not been wetter.

He kissed me.
Oh yeah yeah,
The guy kissed me!
Aha, yeah,
He kissed me
Yeah yeah,
He kissed, kiss, guy!

Yes. atom realized this last line made no sense.