Im nice right now
I, I feel good
If you have a drink
Would you please put it in the air

That party lastnight was awfully crazy
I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completly naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed
But my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3 wake up at 10
Go out to eat then do it again

I wanna go to college for the rest of my life
Sip bankers club and drink miller lite
On thirsty thursday and tuesday night ice
And I can get pizza a dollar a slice
So fill up my cup
Lets get fucked up
Im next on the table
Who want what
I am champion at beer pong
Allen iverson hakeem olajuwon
Dont even bounce, not in my house
Better hope you make it
Otherwise you naked

Time isnt wasted when youre getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is

That party lastnight was awfully crazy
I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completly naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed
But my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3 wake up at 10
Go out to eat then do it again

Man I love college
And I love drinkin
I love women
I love college

I cant tell you what I learned from school
But I could tell you a story or two
Um yea of course I learned some rules
Like dont pass out with your shoes on
And dont leave the house till the booze gone
And dont have sex if shes too gone
When it comes to condoms put two on
Then tomorrow night find a new JAWN
Hold the beer bong
Nothing wrong with some fun
Even if we did get a little just too drunk

Time isnt wasted when youre getting wasted
Woke up today and all I could say is

That party lastnight was awfully crazy
I wish we taped it
I danced my ass off and had this one girl completly naked
Drink my beer and smoke my weed
But my good friends is all I need
Pass out at 3 wake up at 10
Go out to eat then do it again

Man I love college
And I love drinkin
I love women
I love college

Now if everybody would please
Put their drink as high as they can
As high as they can
And repeat after me

CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG CHUG

FRESHMAN FRESHMAN FRESHMAN FRESHMAN

DO SOMETHIN CRAZY DO SOMETHIN CRAZY DO SOMETHIN CRAZY DO SOMETHIN CRAZY

KEGSTAND KEGSTAND KEGSTAND KEGSTAND

Yea
That party lastnight
Man I love collge
I love it
That party last night
Alright everybody I gotta head back to class for a little bit


But after that
You know whats goin down
My house and 3 kegs
See you there
Youre all invited
Bring your friends
Bring your mom

Do I really have to graduate
Or can I just stay here for the rest of my life