Had myself a job
But it sounded like work
So I called the old boss
A bloody Jerk
Now my cars broke down
And it's out of gas
So I forced out my old Lady
Made her work off her ass

Cause I'm Too Lazy, Lazy
Too Lazy now
Too Lazy Lazy
Too Lazy

The Landlord came
To collect the rent
I Had no cash
So I told him "get bent"
Told me I had to to move
I could not stay
Have nowhere to live
Cause I have no pay

Cause I'm Too Lazy, Lazy
Too Lazy now
Too Lazy Lazy
Too Lazy

Now I'm out on the street
Oh what a life
Don't have much
Not even my wife
And my cars broke down
And it's out of gas
But I'm still too lazy
Just sit on my ass

Cause I'm Too Lazy, Lazy
Too Lazy now
Too Lazy Lazy
Too Lazy

Cause I'm Too Lazy, Lazy
Too Lazy now
Too Lazy Lazy
Too Lazy