She don't mind where my dirty mouth has been
 She'll just wash it out with soap again
 I asked her why was she slummin' with me
 She said, "just to have you in my pussy"
 She don't mind if my brain don't work too good
 I'm missing some parts under the hood
 I told her I don't like the way her pussy tastes
 She said, "why?" and she sat on my face
 Her other lovers get her on the hairy dessert days
 She'll stand at my working class slut event
 She'll just improve before it began
 I asked her why am I slithering with her skin
 She said, "you better get first aid for that thing"
 I only get her on the egg hunting days
 Her other lovers get her on the hairy dessert days