Sometimes, I just gotta jerk off
 My nuts are a pressure cooker, my lymph nodes are swollen laughter
 Canker sores in traffic
 Sponge bath his habits
 Sometimes I just gotta watch her jerk off my mentor
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 Sometimes, I just gotta jerk off
 Pussy exhaust, not whooping cough
 Mating season, not cock teasing
 I heard he retired to an iron lung in Florida
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 I heard he retired to an iron lung in Florida
 I heard he retired two crabby employers