(feat. Cee, Double J, Latee , Treach , Vinnie)



[Chorus: x4]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck

if a woodchuck could chuck wood? (I don't know!)



[Verse One]

The question is how much wood could I chuck

What you really wanna know is how much do I fuck

Yo, cause when it comes to skins I know how to work this

I get more by accident than niggaz get on purpose

So any honey that thinks she can stick with

I got a lot to share so prepare to get dicked with

Spread 'em (here they go) got 'em

The mission is to pound the pussy until I hit rock bottom

I'm like a hawk that's out [?] to stalk

I fuck you so hard, I leave your pussy with stretch marks

See they call me Mr. Woodchuck

I got a certified [?] that says I give a good fuck



[Verse Two]

I hunt cunt like a Bounty I'm the quicker picker upper

Don't want the itty bitty titty committee I want a D-cupper

I can talk softly but I carry a big dick

Knockin pussies off, so you better dig quick

The master long laster, be doin it nastily

In this wacky fuckin mix, you can call me Dick Dastardly

Hard act to follow when I hit the funky hollow

Yes I cum for you to swallow get more HOOOO than the Apollo

Take my dick and I'm far shovin it, taxin like the government

Givin some bitches stitches, but mostly just be lovin it

Got some rope, and a smoke, and your ass is on target

No wholesale or retail got that pussy on the black market



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[Verse Three: Double J]

Yo, far as pussy nigga please, I bend more knees

I squeeze a skeeze and do away with the dick tease

You can't fuck you little sucker, no dick control

All dick and no balls ass motherfucker

Chuck wood damn good, who's done

I got ten dick fingers for all my bitches to choose one

Talkin 'bout you woodchuckin and can't spell it

I just got out some ass, here's my dick, come smell it

Bitches love it when I shove it so shut the heck up

I fuck so good, they come back for a weekly checkup

It gets better and better as they get wetter and wetter

Double J in this game, I'm a double-header



[Verse Four: Apache]

How much wood could a woodchuck, I fuck 'til the pussy's done

Come, life's a bitch then you fuck one

I stay horny, try to hide I'll find ya

Born to fuck, I see more pussy than a pantyliner

I bust nuff nuts, they claim you cum too quick

I'm too thick and you're quick to lie on your dick

I'm addicted a fiend call me punani don

Your mack lax, I get more pussy than a tampon

I get hot, hit the spot, watch her temperature boil

I'm a wild child, I fuck like I'm drillin for oil

I hit bottom I got 'em, fuck the pros and cons

When I die I want my dick bronzed



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[Verse Five: Vinnie]

When I sex ya I'm Hugh Hefner, play ya like Fonzarelli

Lookin gooder this summer cause my dick won't fail me

Fuckin up the world I make you scream wolf calls

Pushin livers in your throat cause my dick's that tall

I wanna ho that can go cause I throw well

So I can take her to the Vin Helmsley hotel

You better hope the rubber holds, one baby bullshit

I'm makin triplets, pushin for four to make a quartet

How long?  Real long, my name ain't stubby

I fuck 'em all short tall small thin thick or chubby

So come and chuck me I'm good to the last stroke

And watch that pussy go home in a sling



[Verse Six: Treach]

Here comes the longer stronger don for you limp dick shitsacks

Cause I'm the motherfucker that wear golden jim hats

Quicker career fucker upperer

With the stiff stuff that I'm cuttin up, for long to go up in her

Everytime I knocked it tip blown

You think I needed a bigger shoe the way they call me foot long

I hit a hoochie with the whole weight, the whole plate

Cause when I break ya, make I wake the whole state

Stretchin them guts from the backside

All I say is timber them dem spread that ass wide

My dick get the Grammy, word to Sammy

I fuck you from here to Mi-ami-ami



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