my timing's all off
I think timing is for stupid fucks! why do they think I
play PUNK ROCK?!?!
Steve Albini playing god of indie haven, stupid dorks
keeping time in seven and eleven!

Indie sux, Hard-line sux, Emo sux, YOU SUCK! X2

I'm not a vegan and I have had sex, so some hard-line
kids tried to kick my ass
If you're not like them they want to clean your clock
They're nothing but a bunch of jocks!
They're anti-choice, they're fascist youth, their songs
all sound like metal tunes!

I've been told emo songs are deep, which translates
into REALLY WEEK!
All they ever do is cry, did something get caught in
their eyes?
I just can't understand it all, even I don't always
ball...
(Boo-hoo-hoo... My girlfriend dumped me... whimper
snivel... and I'm really hurt...)