I took a greyhound bus, you and your brat sat next to me
It wouldn't shut up, so I lit it on fire
For 30 seconds it was louder, then it shut up

I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE, I LIT YOU'RE BABY ON FIRE

You came back from the bathroom and smelled something burning
You realized it was yuor baby, and I started to laugh
You asked the driver to pull over, but he laughed at you too
You yelled at me so I roasted some marshmallows on your kid