Ho ho ho
And jingle jingle
Bells are ringing all around
Snowflakes fall and lights adorn our
Very merry tinsel town

Ho ho ho
And jingle jingle
Santa sits us on his knee
Christmas gifts lie patiently
Beneath our decorated tree
Fa ya la la ya la la la leee!

Merry Christmas!
Happy Hannukah!
It's that time
To send a gift
To those of us less fortunate

Alvin: Dave, if Christmas is so merry, why did you say, it makes you uptight?

Dave: Uh, I never said that Alvin.

Theodore: Yes you did.

Dave: I don't need this from you, Theodore.

Alvin: You said you can't wait for it to be over and that-

Dave: Ho ho ho, Alvin, that's your line, ho ho ho.

Ho ho ho
And jingle jingle
Carolers sing merrily
Presents promise happiness
If only temporarily

Ho ho ho
And jingle jingle
Grandma sends a baby truck
We are way to old for that
But Dave tells us to suck it up
Fa ya la la ya la la la yup!

Merry Christmas!
Happy Hannukah!
It's that time
To send a gift
To those of us less fortunate

Alvin: Like, cash Grandma, send us cash.

Dave: Alvin!

Theodore: No more trucks grandma.

All: Yeah

Dave: Uh-shall we just stick to the lyrics I wrote, PLEASE!

Alvin: Aw- well you're in a bad mood anyway, and just be-

Dave: I am NOT IN A BAD MOOD!

Theodore: Dave, you always said to be honest with our feelings.

Dave: So!

Simon: Just admit your... stressed.

Dave: I am NOT STRESSED!

Ho ho ho
And jingle jingle
Cars are honking constantly
Giving David headaches
And increasing his anxiety

Ho ho ho
And jingle jingle
Grown-ups seem to go beserk
Why are parents so wigged-out
When Santa Claus does all the work?
Fa ya la la ya la la beserk!

Dave: Uh-okay hold it right there guys. This is not what I wrote, and I never said to suck it up!

All: Yes you did.

Theodore: Suck it up fellas, just quit your whining and suck it up! That's what you said, Dave.

Dave: Uh- can we just stick to the song!

Alvin: We're just trying to express our feelings. And just because we want iPods and cash, AND YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND-!

Dave: Oh just suck it up, Alvin!

Alvin: Ha ha gotcha!

Dave: Alvin!

Alvin: You are so busted!

Dave: Alvin!

Alvin: Oh just admit that-

Dave: ALVIN!

Ho ho ho
And jingle jingle
Bells are ringing all around
Snowflakes fall and lights adorn our
Very merry tinsel town

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