Never cared if I was actin dumb 
Never made me wanna hide and run 
Always took the time to ask what's wrong 
Never made fun of my favorite song 

Now I gotta be the one to leave 
I guess it's better but I still don't see 
Ain't it funny how it never turns out right 

But I would never cry, 
I would never cry, 
I would never cry for my freshman girl 
I would never cry, 
I would never cry, 
I would never cry for my freshman girl 
NO! 

Now she's crazier than John Dupont 
Drinking alcohol and smoking pot 
Wants to know if it was day or night 
That's why I asked her if she feels alright 

Now I gotta be the one to leave 
I guess it's better but i still don't see 
Ain't it funny how it never turns out right 

But I would never cry, 
I would never cry, 
I would never cry for my freshman girl 
I would never cry, 
I would never cry, 
I would never cry for my freshman girl 
NO! 

Never cared if I was actin dumb 
Never made me wanna hide and run 
Never took the time to ask what's wrong 
Never made fun of my favorite song! 

Now I gotta be the one to leave 
I guess it's better but I still don't see 
Ain't it funny how it never turns out right 

But I would never cry, 
I would never cry, 
I would never cry for my freshman girl 
I would never cry, 
I would never cry, 
I would never cry for my freshman girl 
NO! 

I, I don't have a