tormentors climbed into my room
 i crawled under my bed  covered my head
 but they're flushin' me out with a broom
 the leader  she's small  pinned my ass to the wall
 for my seeds or she'd be losin' her past
 time after time  she'd be readin' my mind
 but she never got the feelin' to last
 celebrate  celebrate  celebraid it
 this is the critical mass
 so far so good, I heard the other say
 so good so far, they're takin' me away
 I drink to you, your mind, her ass
 we'll take a drink and break the glass
 celebrate, celebrate, celebreak it
 this is the critical mass
 now the tallest of two, with a brush full of blue
 paints surrealist scenes on the wall
 so I tell her for fun, that it's really well done
 but she just ain't listenin' at all
 she points to my heart, tellin' me if I'm smart
 I'll practice and phase
 out and admit, when the shoe doesn't fit
 and I went screaming out down the hall
 need it
 need your love
 just then I heard a poundin' on the door
 we're all here, sang the voice of twenty more
 I drink to you alas, we'll take a drink and break the glass
 celebrate, celebrate, celebreak it
 we are the critical mass
 time and space, is takin' me away
 time erase, don't know the time of day