Take a small bite of your meat-loaf and share it with the throne

Tie the tie, you're a handsome date rapist


Put some faces, put some smiles, and all that garbage in your mouth

Lick them with the knowledge that you don't know where they've been

Just like a quarter


Fake like you care and you'll get to go home with her tonight 

Tell the friends, you're their biggest hero


Put some faces, put some smiles, and all that garbage in your mouth

Lick them with the knowledge that you don't know where they've been

Just like a quarter on the sidewalk


Starving smiles, so pretty

It will always be this way


No one here is innocent

No one here is on his knees

No one here has got some problems

No one here is a rapist, racist, high-blood pressure, short-tempered


Your face has filled out a bit but you're respectable

Keep it sharp, keep on smiling, we're happy


Put some faces put some smiles, and all that garbage in your mouth

Share them with your children though you don;t know where they've been

Just like a quarter on the sidewalk