Cock a snoot



Loop the loop



Hock the hula-hoop



But now it yo-yo'd back again



Shiver me timbers



Just jumped ship with a little faith



We could win the championship



Parachute substituteproblem is it's soooo cute



Worklesscashlesshungry and in debt



Outta houseoutta homeoutta pocket





They persuade you



That they made you then betrayed you



And they blame you with the power of persuasion



The power of persuasion



The power of persuasion



The power of persuasion





You bought the troll



You bought the gonk



You took it homeand put it on a pedestal



We needed a saviour



But from it's behaviour



Why did it have to be so extra-terrestrial? 



Tax deductible. cash corruptible



Never the less another poolswinner



Penniless dog tooth check



Cash and carry find a girl



Settle down and marry





They persuade you



That they made you



The proclaim



And they'll maim you with the power of persuasion



The power of persuasion



The power of persuasion



The power of persuasion





I sold the eskimo snow



Build the skyline outta playdo



Persuading you that monochrome is dayglo





With the power of persuasion