All those girls
 Block upon Block upon Block
 They all come here looking for their dream boys
 Who makes those dreams? Me
 That's what I do, that's my job
 A Dream maker

 (Boybands)x4

 There are 5 basic types in any successful boyband
 You got your rebel, your bad boy, one
 You got your shy, bashful type, two
 You got your little guy, your dewy-eyed youngster, three
 Four, your reassuring older brother type
 And, uh, heart throb, your teen idol
 He's the guy that holds it all together
 Ya know, he's the guy whose eyes are looking at you
 from the posters saying:
 Hold me, take care of me
 And that boy cannot have a tatoo!

 Go Go Go Go Go

 You! Plus sign! Me! Equal Sign! Us! x2

 I know my calculus it says
 You plus me equals us
 Said I know my calculus
 It says you plus me equals us

 Talking:
 I'm Carson Daly, and here we are
 Total Request Live
 I'm here with super mega group: 2gether
 Tell me a little bit about your name: 2gether, which is awesome by the way
 Jerry: 2 words, Carson: Bob Buss
 Mickey: Yeah man, the great Bob Buss, yo

 We'll I've never been good at history
 And I don't give a crap
 About Robert E. Lee
 When it comes to close signs
 I know a thing or two
 And I kicked ass on the test about me and you

 I know my calculus it says
 You plus me equals us
 Said I know my calculus
 It says you plus me equals us

 What the world needs right now is boybands
 Perfect, no problem, I've got a boyband

 (boyband)x4

 What I need now
 is my troublemaker
 I know where the bad boys hang out

 Girl, Algebra or triginometry
 Could never equal up to what you do to me (do to me)
 So let's Integrate
 Don't differenciate
 If you were in my class
 There aint no way I could pass (way I could pass)
 I hate english, gym
 And not to mention
 I can't even afford to pay my attention (pay my attention)
 No philosophy could ever come between us
 But we'll always have our calculus

 I know my calculus it says
 You plus me equals us (What you got for me?)
 Said I know my calculus
 It says you plus me equals us

 I know my calculus it says
 You plus me equals us
 Said I know my calculus
 It says you plus me equals us

 You! Plus sign! Me! Equal Sign! Us!
 (boy bands)x2

 It's not about braces really
 Or money, or fame, or girls
 You! Plus sign! Me! Equal Sign! Us!
 It's about respect and integrity

 ohh ohhh
 Girl, no subject comes close to you
 ohh ohh
 Together, sing it
 I know my calculus

 I know my calculus it says
 You plus me equals us
 Said I know my calculus
 It says you plus me equals us

 I know my calculus it says
 You plus me equals us
 Said I know my calculus
 It says you plus me equals us

 I'm Jerry O'Keefe, and I'm gonna be a star!
 (try again!)
 I'm gonna be a star
 I'm gonna make it, I'm gonna be a star! x2