I`ve got girls, they`re in my room
The only thing is my room is not here
It`s ten till two, the clock won`t move
Detention hall is better with beer
I can do it all in my room
I can be a rockstar with a bad attitude
I am the king in my room
I can ground my mom and dad if I choose
Shapow!
How do you like me now?
Shazaam!
I don`t think you understand
Shaquick!
Hey, I got a ten inch...tv screen
Only in my room
I`ve got green, it`s in my room
The only thing is my room is not here
Pitching tents inside my pants
And there`s a pool of drool by my ear
I can take it all in my room
I can be a quarterback and the coolest guy in school
I can get on down in my room
I can go and freak Rebecca Romijn in the nude
[Chorus]