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Zebrahead - I Hate Christmas lyrics

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Intro



Christmas comes just once a year (I got a baby doll)



With all its yuletide joy and cheer (I got a football)



But theres one thing I'd like to say



Is that I hate Christmas day (I got a rock!)

Its time for everybody to have a christmas party.



Everyone but me I'll step outside



Boycott your office party.



No secret Santa for me.



Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway.



Cos I don't wanna go, where happy days are snow



I'd rather stay where



Frosty melts in the sun.



July 4 parade.



A Lynchburg lemonade.



An alcoholaday by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing).

Chorus



Deck the halls with bells of holly



'Tis the season to be jolly but,



I hate Christmas



I'm glad it only comes one time a year

Its time for everybody to head out Christmas shopping.



Everyone but me I'll stay inside.



No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me.



And it makes my gifts so easy to hide



I don't wanna go where shopping lines are slow.



I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one.



A bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day.



An alcoholaday by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing) .

Chorus



Deck the halls with bells of holly



'Tis the season to be jolly but,



I hate Christmas



I'm glad it only comes one time a year

Rap



It was the night before Christmas and all through the house,



All the creatures was chillin like Flint drinkin stout.



I woke from my sleep, heard 'here comes the boom'.



I knew that Santa would be comin' soon.



On Dascher on Donner, Commit, on Blitzen.



I yelled 'shut up ya'll,' but they wouldn't listen.



And then he came down with his belly of jello.



He says, 'where the ladies at cuz I'm a real jolly fellow.'



Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight.



Merry Christmas to all, and to all a super deeky duper fly night.

Chorus



(now everyone  sing)



Deck the halls with bells of holly



'Tis the season to be jolly but,



I hate Christmas



I'm glad it only comes one time a year (one more time, like you mean it)

Chorus



Deck the halls with bells of holly



'Tis the season to be jolly but,



I hate Christmas



I'm glad it only comes one time a year



Cos I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year



Cos I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year




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