Standing by the side of his grave
Wonder what he's doing there?
Shoveling, cause he's digging a grave,
I sincerely hope he doesn't have me in mind.
Popeye's been digging there and he's digging deep.
Yes, he's been digging there for 3 weeks without any sleep.
He's got bloodshot eyes, is it any wonder, horrible horrible popeye!

So lock your door and get your gun,
Or Popeye will get you when he's done.

Popeye's digging now in time to the beat,
He's a real swinger he is.
Popeye's down there close to 9000 feet.
Don't go to near the edges my dear, might just fall in you know!
Popeye's grave would hold a million or more!
Popeye won't say who he's diggin it for.
He's pretty sly. Oh, he's a sly one that Popeye!

So lock your door and get your gun,
Or Popeye will get you when he's done.

Popeye wears a snear all over his face.
Popeye shouts, "It's for the whole human race!"
That creepy guy. Horrible Horrible Popeye!

So lock your door and get your gun,
Or Popeye will get you when he's done.