That's when you'll need me most
 Wait till your boat goes down
 And you're washed up on some foreign and
 Unfamiliar coast
 Yachting's fine
 Sailing round and round in social circles
 In a sea of diamonds and wine
 Wait till you need a shoulder
 A girl's best friend's not any consolation
 when you're that much older
 Skiing's grand
 Drawing classic lines around the millionaires
 and moneymen from Switzerland
 Wait till you need a shoulder
 A girl's fox furs won't warm your heart
 When you're that much older
 And if you're late and man he sees you when you're young and looking good
 Watch the big fish swim right out to take the bait you offered like you
   knew they would
 Too much caviar only points to middle aged spread
 There won't be room for many playboys in your single bed
 Wait till your boat goes down
 That's when you'll need me most
 Wait till your boat goes down
 And you're washed up