When he steps into the ring, 
He's ready for a fight. 
He's calling for his pythons, 
I loaded up tonight. 
Everybody's talking trash, 
But he knows that talk is cheap. 
If you mess with the Hulkster, 
He'll rearrange your teeth. 
Chorus: 
Woaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, woooah 
The Hulkster Rules! 
Woaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, woooah 
The Hulkster Rules! 
If you ever get in trouble, 
And you need a helping hand. 
Just call on the Hulkster, 
And he will be your friend. 
He'll stand up for your freedom, 
He'll stand up for your rights. 
You know you'll ???, 
Whenever there's a fight. 
Chorus. (Yeaaaaaaah) 
(Hulkster rules!) 
(Yah, yah yah!) 
Woah, woah. Hulkster Rules. 
Woah, woah. Hulkster Rules. 
Woah, woah. Hulkster Rules. 
Woah, woah. Hulkster Rules.