[talking]

Haha, y'all thought this was Dragnet didnt you

Wrong answer again

This song is for all the mutherfuckin chicken head bitches

And we kept the mutherfuckin names the same

Cause we think being a bald head bitch is a god damn shame



[Verse 1]

What the fuck is goin on in this god damn world

What are you bitch a boy or a girl?

I can't tell cause your shit on the sides is gone

You remind me of that monkey lookin bitch Grace Jones

Fucked up is how you look to Willie D

I just gotta have a bitch that has more hair than me

Some try to cover up by weavin it through

You ain't foolin nobody

We know your bald headed too



[Chorus:]

Bald Head Hoes

Whatcha see D, w-w-w-whatcha see D

I see some bald headed hoes

Bald Head Hoes

Whatcha see D, w-w-w-whatcha see D

I see some bald headed hoes



[Verse 2]

There should be a crime against bald head hoes

Why they want to be bald

Nobody knows

Being bald makes a gal look like a beast

Stupid ass hoes ain't ya heard of grease

Hell naw

Cause if you did you'd have some up there

Like your pussy you gotta give it proper care

Every time I look around I see a damn disgrace

Motherfucking wig pieces all over the place

Its from them Bald head hoes

They just so damn mean

The meanest ass hoes I ever seen

Ain't got no hair so they act crude

And wanna go and pick a fight with the girls who do

Am I right? (you right)

Hell yeah Im right

Ive seen this shit night after night

Instead of wearin other peoples hair you dumbass bitch

You need to buy some dog mane and grow you own damn shit



[Chorus]



[Verse 3]

Now I just can't go with a bald head hoe

You ain't gotta ask why for me to tell you so

If I cant run through her hair with my hand

Somehow it seems like I be fucking a man

So stay away you bold hickies

I know you out there

Talkin to you hoes who ain't got no hair

Your sister bald Zanny

Your mamma bald Eddie

I bet you even got a bald headed ass granny



[Chorus]



[talking]

Now this is how you spot a bald headed hoe



[Verse 4]

Hair spots on a hot sunny day

Too many gaps in the scalp is a dead giveaway

I saw no hair Clair

Yesterday on the cut

Today I saw the girl her hair was down to her butt

I hope that she now, that I know it aint real

But I wont squeal not even on Andrea

Kim, Shawn or Merylinn

Nor Tamika and Rika the famous bald head twins

Something must be done

About these citizens

You ask

what will I do to support my fellow man?

Im proposing a bill

To capital hill

To kill all bald headed women at will



[Chorus x2]