balls they come up happy
      when I place them in your hand
      and I will acknowledge with a cocking of my head
      when the faces rise against us
      cuz we're moderate or meek
      they'll see we’ve got the only balls of them all
      
      (chorus)
      I've got big balls
      o I've got big balls
      I've got big balls
      and they're dirty big balls
      and he's got big balls
      and she's got big balls
      but they're not the only balls of them all
      
      we could be eating pudding
      but we'd rather place our balls
      in their mouths when they are eating
      and let 'em be themselves
      well the world is bound to splinter,
      still in paris they will cry
      "we've got the only balls of them all"
      
      (chorus)
      
      o balls will make you happy
      o balls all the time
      press your balls against the mirror
      now you're pressing them to mine!
      
      well my balls are always bouncing
      to the left and to the right
      they've found themselves a color
      and they peer into the night
      once you've mouthed my testicles
      you'll know I’m not a liar
      I've got great balls of fire
      
      (chorus)