Thank God, for how I'm learning how to live 
That's the ticket 
That's the way of the world 
That's the spirit 
2 x 4, 2 x 4 
2 x 4, 2 x 4 
I'm going to hit you with a 2 x 4 
Johnny Rotten hit me 
Upside the head with a billy club 
He also knocked me to the ground 
He also shot me with his BB gun 
2 x 4, 2 x 4 
2 x 4, 2 x 4 
I'm going to hit you with a 2 x 4 
The electric eel 
Shocked the hell out of me 
He also blew me out of the water 
He did, thanks to his ass 
2 x 4, 2 x 4 
2 x 4, 2 x 4 
I'm going to hit you with a 2 x 4 
Pontiac, we build excitement