Weird Al Yankovic

Weird Al Yankovic - Virus Alert lyrics

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Hey, everyone, listen up, your attention if you please 

We wanna give you a warning 

'Cause I found out this morning 

About a dangerous, insidious computer virus 

If you should get it, an email with the subject, 'stinky cheese' 

Better off protecting your chances 

Under no circumstances, should you open it 

Or else it will 



Translate your documents into Swahili 

Make your TV record "Gigli" 

Neuter your pets, and give you laundry static cling 

Look out! 

It's gonna make your computer screen freeze 

Look out! 

Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs 

Look out! 

Erase your hard drive and your backups too 

And the hard drive of anyone related to you 



Virus alert! 

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! 

Forward this message on to everybody 



Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls 

It'll make your keyboard all sticky 

Give your poodle a hickey 

And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney 

Then, it will tie up your phone, making prank long-distance calls 

It'll set your clocks back an hour and start clogging the shower 

So just trash it now, or else it will 



Decide to give you a permanent wedgie, 

Legally change your name to Reggie, 

Even mess up the pH balance in your pool 



Look out! 

It's gonna melt your face right off your skull 

Look out! 

And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull 

Look out! 

And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep 

Look out! 

And make you physically attracted to sheep 

Look out! 

Steal your identity and your credit card 

Look out! 

Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards 

Look out! 

Then cause a major rift in time and space 

And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place 

That's right it's a 



Virus alert! 

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! 

Forward this message on to everybody 



Virus alert! 

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! 

Forward this message on to everybody 

Warn all your friends, send this to everybody 

Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now 



If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born 

So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn 

Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down 

Drop it in a forty-three-foot hole in the ground 

Bury it completely; rocks and boulders should be fine 

Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were alive! 



Virus alert! 

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! 

Forward this message on to everybody 



Virus alert! 

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! 

Forward this message on to everybody 



Virus alert! 

Delete immediately before someone gets hurt! 

Forward this message on to everybody 

Warn all your friends, send this to everybody 

Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now 

What are you waiting for? 

Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know! 

Hit send right now!





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