rice, rice baby 

rice, rice baby 



alright stop, grab a table and a menu 

ice is back in his oriental venu 

hungry, for a little chop sui 

i want chinese , not hong kong fui 

you know what you want 

yo, cant decide 

colum a, colum b 

i like fried 

barbeque spare ribs 

my fingers im licken' 

waiten' for the course 

kung pow chicken 

spicey 

i mean hot like a stir fry 

if you cant take it 

order moo goo guy 

pan 

means chicken and mushroom 

and while your on the soup 

the food is here to soon 

no substitute and betcha get hot tea 

but you get 

they say vegetable 

but that means snow pea 

if i get dessert 

yo i deserve it 

check out the chow while the waiter serves it 

rice, rice baby 

rice rice baby 

your eating sweat and sour 

but you will be hungry in less then an hour 

use chop sticks it dont, it dont matter 

fingers were made for a poo poo platter 

egg rolling 

with foo young 

my dinner is cooking like connie chung 

noodles on standby 

chow mein nearby 

eggdrop 

no im a wonton soup guy 

soy sauce 

hot mustard smokin 

my plate is clean 

and my fortune cookie broken 

bustin a bite of mongolian beef 

get a mint toothpick for my 

teethtakeout leftover low mein 

if i eat any more i'll have a wait gain 

if i get dessert yo i desserve 

check out the chow while the waiter serves it 

rice,rice baby 

rice, rice baby 

yo man lets get out of here 

tip tip the waitress 

rice rice baby to go 

rice rice baby to go