I sued Taco Bell 

'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas 

And I got fat! 



I sued Panasonic 

They never said I shouldn't use their microwave 

To dry off my cat 



Huh, I sued Earthlink 

'Cause I called them up 

N' they had the nerve to put me on hold 



I sued Starbucks 

'Cause I spilled a Frappucino in my lap 

And brrr, it was cold! 



I sued Toys'R'Us 

'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball 

And nearly choked to death 



Ugh, I sued PetCo 

'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter 

And now I got bad breath! 



I sued Coca-Cola, yo 

'Cause I put my finger down in a bottle 

And it got stuck! 



I sued Delta Airlines 

'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey 

I went there, and it sucked! 



Yeah!!! 



If you stand me up on a date 

If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late 



I'm gonna sue, sue 

Yes, I'm gonna sue 

Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do 

I'm gonna sue, sue 

Yes, I'm gonna sue 

Sue, sue, yeah I might even sue you! 



Ugh!! 



I sued Duracell 

They never told me not to shove that double-A 

Right up my nose 



I sued Home Depot 

'Cause they sold me a hammer 

Which they knew I might drop on my toes 



I sued Dell Computers 

'Cause I took a bath with my laptop 

Now it doesn't work 



I sued Fruit of the Loom 

'Cause when I wear their tightie-whities on my head 

I look like a jerk 



I sued Verizon 

'Cause I get all depressed 

Any time my cell phone is roaming 



I sued Colorado 

'Cause you know, I think it looks a little bit too much 

Like Wyoming 



I sued Neiman Marcus 

'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations 

Way out of season 



I sued Ben Affleck 

... 

Aw, do I even need a reason? 



Ugh! 



If I sprain my ankle 

While I'm robbing your place 



If I hurt my knuckles 

When I punch you in the face 



I'm gonna sue, sue 

Yes, I'm gonna sue 

Sue, sue, yeah that's what I'm gonna do 

I'm gonna sue, sue 

Yes, I'm gonna sue 

Sue, sue, that's right I'm gonna sue you 



Ugh! 

Ugh! 

Ugh! 



I'll sue ya! 

I'll take all of your money 

I'll sue ya! 

If you even look at me funny 



I'll sue ya! 

I'll take all of your money 

I'll sue ya! 

If you even look at me funny 



I'll sue ya! 

I'll take all of your money 

I'll sue ya! 

If you even look at me funny 



I'll sue ya! 

I'll take all of your money 

I'll sue ya! 

If you even look at me funny 



I'll sue ya! 

Ha-ha ha ha-haa 

I'll sue ya! 

What'chall think of that? 



I'll sue ya! 

Ha-ha ha ha-haa 

Boo ya! 

I'll sue ya! 



Ugh!