Weird Al Yankovic
Weird Al Yankovic - I Hate Big Butts lyrics
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I like small butts and i cannot lie You Harkeys can't deny When i girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a big thing in your face i get sick Caus i like a toothpick, I'll beat that booty with a stick Even the jeans she's wearin, her pants they're almost tearin No baby i want a flat booty, that's tuity fruity The harkeys tried to warn me that butt you've got is 'Oh so corny' Oh chicken smoothskin you say you wanna get in my olds Well pack me pack me caus you aint that average chickadee Hell with romancin, i'll take her wallet dancin Rich, bich i'll dig for her money ditch So tired of ebony, black butts are not my theme If you ask me what my flavour is i'll tell you it's vanilla icecream So harkeys 'Yeah' harkys 'Yeah' does you girlfriend have a derriair Well shrink it, shrink it, so i can get right down and dink it Baby got jack 'White hunkys with the real small booty white hunkys with the real small booty' Baby got jack 'White hunkys with the real small booty white hunkys with the real small booty' I like em flat and small and when i'm in the mall i just can't help myself i'm doin the dog pound call 'Woof woof woof woof' Don't like a sister, who farts while playin twister, i wish those beans did miss her Even uncle ben would fester I like my bootys real slender, and tender and if i see a big booty, i'll put it in the blender don't wanna re-offend her i get into my harder, what the hell is an anaconda? All i know is i like jane fonder's, better than ulanda's Baby got jack 'White hunkys with the real small booty white hunkys with the real small booty'