When I`m stable long enough 
I start to look around for love 
See a sweet in floral print 
my mind begins the arrangements 
but When I start to feel that pull
turns out I just pulled myself 
she would never go with me 
were I the last girl on earth 
I`m dumb, she`s a lesbian 
I thought I had found the one 
we were good as married in my mind 
but married in my mind`s no good 
a Pink Triangle on her sleeve 
let me know the truth, let me know the truth 
Might have smoked a few in my time 
but never thought it was a crime 
knew the day would surely come 
when I`d chill and settle down 
when I think I`ve found a good old-fashioned girl 
then she put me in my place
if everyone`s a little queer 
can`t she be a little straight?