When I was a baby
I was so happy
I played
With my friends
In the mud
Wilbur and Jack
And Otis and Bea
We were a gang
And you gotta
Believe me

Momma would scold us
If we got too rough
She didn't care
She was proud of us
I ran around
And talked
To the animals
Tellin' them stories
Of savage cannibals

Then I got older
And noticed a girl
First I was sure
I didn't exist to her
I sulked around
But I didn't know why
Then she put her cheek
On my shoulder and I
Was lookin' at her and
She was lookin at me
We started to smile
It was our destiny
Tina was her name
She was my cutie pie
Forgot about the things
I used to like

I spent all my time
Followin' her around
My friends all made
The whiplash sound
But they understood
They was happy
For me
And everyone clapped
When I asked her
To marry me

And she said yes
And we felt so fine
We lost track
Of the passin' of time
Before I knew it
We had our own babies
Gina and Sharon
And Keeby and Gabe
But now
I've got to die
I've lived a good life
I've got no complaints

I'd like to thank
Farmer Pete
For bringin me scraps
So for that I could eat
He always
Had a smile on his face
He didn't want
To think of this day

It's finally here
It's finally here
Oh, oh, oh
They called me pig
They called me pig

When I was a baby
I was so happy
I played
With my friends
In the mud