and if you ever wondered what it's like to be me
she takes all my money and leaves me no smokes
yells at my buddies and insults my folks
i'm breaking my back doin the best i can
she's got time for the dog and none for her man
well i'm no dope, but i can't cope
so hit the fuckin road and piss up a rope

chorus
you can.... piss up a rope
and you can put on your shoes hit the road get truckin
pack your bag, i don't need the agg
on your knees you big booty bitch start suckin
you ride my ass like a horse and a saddle
now you're up shits creek with a turd for a paddle
and i can't cope, piss up a rope

you can piss up a rope and feel the pissy dribble
you can piss up a rope and watch me giggle
for the last 6 months i've been packing your bag
you can wash my balls with a warm wet rag
till my balls feel smooth and soft like silk