And I've got somethin' I want to tell him

Die die Billy Mullen

Die die Billy

He's not just fat, he's fat in the head

He's the only guy I know that flunked driver's ed

"I am a genius!" no you're not,

You cheat in school, you get fucking caught

Die die Billy Mullen

Die die Billy

Hey everybody, have ya heard the news

Billy came to school with out any shoes

He wore bags on his feet, he didn't look neat

He's just another Matt Scott Teets

Die die Billy Mullen

Die die Billy

He had a ball in the hall

Quit sleeping on the floor you dick