There are two spoiled brats

And they live in the downstairs flat

They're taking business studies

And they're funded by mummy and daddy



Please, please, please won't you take too many E's

And shuffle off your mortal coil

Please, please, please either join the deceased

Or learn to play some rock'n'roll

Please, please, please say you'll never breed

Your chromosomes are far too dull

Please, please, please why don't you rest in peace

And rave on in a six foot deaap hole



I can't fall asleep

Listening to the same old beat

One law for me and another one for them

Hypocrisy must be their middle name