Princess Paranoia never had no friends

just enemies to drive her to a bitter end

So she played a little game of lets pretend

Where she can be the tragic heroine



She kept the curtains closed and stayed inside

'Cause nasty neighbours have to criticise

She thinks their watching so she has to hide

and when she leaves it's always in disguise



Princess Paranoia all the worlds out to destroy her

Princess Paranoia she's so inferior



Talking on the telephone they listen in

they're gonna spoil it anyway so why begin

Been a loser so long that you'll never win

Everybody knows it and their all laughing



They invite her cause they want to hurt her

She thinks that everybody's looking at her

She'll always be persona non grata

A nobody who never reallty mattered



Princess Paranoia everyones out to exploit her

Princess Paranoia everyone avoids her



Too Fat,Too Thin,Too Short,Too Tall,Too Plain

Too Young,Too Old,Too Good,Too Big,Too Small