The Vestibules

Sketches, Songs, and Shoes

Christmas on Acid

A family gathering with presents and fun

Another Christmas and this one's wonderful

Presents and cheer, candy canes and gingerbread men



But wait, the gingerbread men have come alive

They're moving round the room and now they're on fire

They're moving round the room and now they're on fire



Why do I see these things?

It's not the rum and egg nog

It's not the holiday fun

It's Chrismas on acid

Christmas on acid



My stocking's full of spiders and snakes

My little cousins have become walking talking fruitcakes

The whole family's looking at me cause I've got the shakes



Why do I see these things?

It's not the rum and egg nog

It's not the holiday fun

It's Chrismas on acid

Christmas on acid



The turkey's dancing on grandma's head

And her eyes are a devil red

Santa's dead, oh Santas dead



Why do I see these things?

It's not the rum and egg nog

It's not the holiday fun

It's Chrismas on acid

Christmas on acid