The rings of Saturn are so sexy
And Jupiter's got that red spot
Pluto and Eres are just dwarves
But they get me twice as hot

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The solar system really turns me on
I'm floating through your galaxy
Your milky ways are all over me

I'll spread my legs for Venus
And I'd like to live on Mars
I'll take Neptune or Uranus
Or any of the countless stars

Oh, planet porn
The solar system really turns me on
I'm floating through your galaxy
Your milky ways are all over me

And Mercury's the hottest
Being closest to the sun
And if that gets you off
You know you're not the only one

Oh, planet porn
The solar system really turns me on
I'm floating through your galaxy
Your milky ways are uh, uh, uh

Oh, planet porn
The solar system really turns me on
I'm floating through your galaxy
Your milky ways are all, oh, oh, oh, oh...