Took her out, it was a friday nighy
I wore cologne to get the feeling right
We started making out, and she took off my pants
But then I turned on the TV
And that's about the time she walked away from me

Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
And I'm still more amused by TV shows
What the hell is ADD ?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again ?
What's my age again ?

Then later on, on the drive home
I called her mom from a pay phone
I said I was the cops, and your husband's in jail
The signals down on the TV
And that's about the time that bitch hung up on me

Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
And I'm still more amused by prank phone calls
What the hell is call I'd ?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again ?
What's my age again ?

And that's about the time she walked away from me
Nobody likes you when you're twenty-three
And you still act like you're in freshman year
What the hell is wrong with me ?
My friends say I should act my age
What's my age again ? (What's my age again ?)

That's about the time that she broke up with me
No one should take themselves so seriously
With many years ahead to fall in line
Why would you wish down on me
I never want to act my age
What's my age again ?
What's my age again ?
What's my age again ?