Meet the plastics, they just arrived! I'm ecstatic to be 
alive
It's my pleasure to ignore the lovely people at my door
Carbon copies -- you always know when they are around
Instant replay -- I'm never going to play again
Meet the plastics, out your window, causing trouble on TV
It's my pleasure to ignore the lovely people at my door
Carbon copies -- you always know when they are around
Instant replay -- I'm never going to play again
Meet the plastics, they're fantastic! They came to town 
and fooled around
It's my pleasure to ignore the lonely people at my door
Carbon copies -- you always know when they're around
Instant replay -- I'm never going to play again