I love ya baby but all I can think about is 

Kielbasa sausage, your butt cheeks is warm. 

I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey, 

My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform. 



Now get it on! 

fuckin' get it on



I see you walkin', but all I can think about is 

Dianetics, your butt cheeks is warm. 

I check my dipstick, you need lubrication honey, 

My kielbasa sausage has just got to perform. 

Now I've been set loose-ah, 

I'm shooting my juice-ah, 

Right in your caboose. 

Now fuckin' get it on! 

Now fuckin' get it on! 

Now fuckin' get it on! 



Dianetics Jr. much better than Krishna, 

Dianetics Jr. much better indeed, 

And all you people here you're tremendous, 

(Except the people in the middle), 

And you're smokin' up a big-ass bowl of weed 

With me, and UMPHREY'S MCGEE!!!!!



Oh yeah, 

All right! Oh my God! 

All the ladies in the house say yeah (yeah), 

C'mon, you muthafucka say a prayer (prayer), 

When ya fight, ya gotsta fight fair, 

You muthafucka, ho, you muthafucka, 

You know what time it is? 

Tenacious D time, you muthafucka, go! 

Fuck yeah! 

Fuck yeah!