Yo, yo it's my man Tim Dog, what's up Tim?

[Tim] Yo yo whattup playa, whattup whattup

Yo whassup Kool Keith

Yo I know y'all representin, keepin it real for the streets

[Kool] Whassup, yeah you know it you know it

Yeah, yo I know you're not gonna move out the projects right?

[Tim] What?  The fuck is wrong with your shorty man?

[Tim] Niggaz tryin to get up out the fuckin projects

[Tim] What's your fuckin problem?

[Kool] Fuck you I got some fuckin kids to feed

[Kool] Get the fuck outta my face alright?

[Tim] Get the fuck outta here, kiss my ass motherfucker!



[Intro: Kool Keith]

Yo whassup?  This is Kool Keith (yea)

First of all I'd like to say, the industry is wak (wak)

That's right, I said it, the industry is wak (wak)

Everybody wak

I'm tired of this, let's do this

Yeah, check it out



[Kool Keith]

I'm hearin jokes, freestyled, they jam is wak

but representin my scrotum I show dem punks how to do this

Like Brutus I'm raw, sissies think they hardcore

Ass-out-hole-cold, kid freeze your rectum

Don't step to me with hip-hop, pop as Michael Jackson

Your crew is no threat, your style just a small fraction

So get up, lick the nuts, catch the hiccups

Your two-man crew, add one, makin doo-doo

You got your fans souped up, people drinkin urine

I'm mysterious plus your girl begs for anal sex

I got my tape butt-naked, pumpin Ricki Lake

Dogstyle champ, you pause at B, watch your crack shake

I got no time for toys and cheap steaks

Sat [?] with Texas niggaz, my crew down to pull triggers

Yo tell Ray to spin the record, take the sawed-off shotty

I call direct to jail, speak to John Gotti

Yo niggaz out here is jockin hard on his balls

Yo my flow just drop like Niagara Falls



[Chorus: Kool Keith]

keep it real - represent what?  My nut!

Keep it real - represent what?  My nut!

Keep it real - represent what?  My nut!