Once upon a slime 

I thought you royalty 

I would never have questioned 

Your loyalty 

Don't act so surprised 

I saw through your disguise 

But with friends like you 

Who needs enemas 



Up until recently 

Never had a clue 

I must admit 

I pity you 



I'm through with your kind 

Cause you've wasted my time 

Please do not release them 

Lord, knows what they do 



I can't believe how cruel life is 

Emotional blackmail 

Makes me sick, oh so sick 



Who is to blame for constant shame on you 

These words I use, don't confuse with cool 

This misfortune, not lost but won deserved 

Choosing is hard 

Careful which god you serve 



Traitors many, surrounding me cowards 

Conspiracy so clear to see flowers 

We were brothers 'til discovered 

Deceit tried with treason 

That's the reason you're beat 



All hail and farewell to Britain 

All hail and farewell to thee 

All hail and farewell to England 

All hail and farewell to me