Come to see you at the mortuary, you came round looking Oh so scary 

It was very very late at night, and you gave me such a fright 

We held hands to your lair then you gave me that monster stare 

Being with you is like sucking on rotting vampire eyeballs! 

I'll be all right, with you claws wrapped around me 

In the dark night, I will let you impale me 

Picnic in the cemetery, turn off the lights and scream BLOODY MARY! 

Took a bath in baby's blood, saw your mutilated body and I...fell...in...love. 

Last night I went to your grave, I trusted you to behave! 

I know why you weren't there-you spent the night in the witch's lair. 

I ripped her heart in two, this is the gift to you 

Cause I'm the only one who'll put up with your rotting vampire eyeballs! 

Have fun with her while I am watching you 

Watch out, I'll lure in a pit of boiling brew 

You said no one was as creepy as me, and we'd be together eternally 

Give me back my plate of maggots, I never told you... 

But you look like...BOB SAGET! 

Found another to be mine, his name is Frankenstien 

And on our ceiling hangs the head of your Miss Thang 

I'll caress his green skin, and together we'll live in sin 

NOW I DON'T NEED YOUR ROTTING VAMPIRE EYSBALLS!!!! 

He's big, He's mean, and he'll rip out your spine 

And then your spleen, and then it's dinner time! 

He bought me a guillotine, that's cause he's so mean 

And tonight on our date, he'll bring me a plate... 

Of your rotting vampire eyeballs.