Apparently

They have the technology

To fix the ozone hole

All you'd have to do

Is shut down all the factories in the world

But that

Would be too much of a sacrifice



Apparently

They have the technology

To make a man or woman able to fly

All you'd have to do

Is chop off your arms and have them surgically 

replaced with wings

But that

Would be too much of a sacrifice



Apparently

They have the technology

To track any stolen mobile phone

All you'd have to do

Is get the police to arrest anyone with a

stolen mobile phone

But that

Would be too much of a sacrifice



Apparently

They have the technology

To fix the millenium bug

All you'd have to do

Is sit on your ass all day and do f*** all

But that

Would be too much of a sacrifice!