So you hate your parentsThey're a bunch of jerks
And everyday they yell at you cause they had a bad day at 
work
But my friend I understand
I've been there before
There's a place where you can go where you don't have to 
take it anymore
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At the Teenage Makeout Garage
That's where we all go when everything sucks
Yeah, yeah yeah
Teenage Makeout Garage
That's where we all go where everything rocks
So, you're feeling all depressed
Cause your boyfriend just dumped you
And you can't stop crying when you think about the things
That he put you through
But my friend I understand
I've been there before
There's a place where you can go where you don't have to 
take it anymore
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