Honey, they're bringing out a TV crew
They wanna do a story 'bout me and you
They'll be stringing up bright lights in the backyard
There'll be cameras on their shoulders
We'll be reading cue cards
Leave them long johns on the line
If the kids look dirty, that'll be just fine

They're gonna put us on
Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous
They wanna see us go hog wild
Over beans and barbecue
They wanna see my Fairlane up on blocks
The holes in all our socks
Talking 'bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous

Tell 'em 'bout your mama and the bowling league
Tell 'em 'bout junior and his baseball team
I'll show 'em my nine point buck on the wall
I'll blow a few times on my new duck call
Let 'em see ol' blue how he sleeps all day
We'll bring out the Elvis TV tray

They're gonna put us on
Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous
They wanna see us go hog wild
Over beans and barbecue
They wanna see my Fairlane up on blocks
The holes in all our socks
Talking 'bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous

Yeah our idea of high class living
Is sitting on the porch on a cool night
Our champagne and caviar
Is an RC cola and a moon pie

I'm talking 'bout lifestyles of the not so rich and famous 
Lifestyles of the not so rich and famous