You packed up all my clothes

And put 'em by the door

Is this your way of telling me

I don't live here anymore

You've gone and called a cab

And told me where to go

Two hearts that used to be on fire

Have just gone up in smoke



Now I ain't no magician

Can't change the way things are

I can't make you love me

If it's not in the cards

I can't wave a magic wand

And make you want me near

But I can do a hat trick

I'll put it on and disappear



Now I ain't gonna crawl

And I won't jump through hoops

To try and make you love me

Like I used to do

You've pulled this stunt before

And I kept holdin' on

But this time when you close the door

Look around and I'll be gone



Now I ain't no magician

Can't change the way things are

I can't make you love me

If it's not in the cards

I can't wave a magic wand

And make you want me near

But I can do a hat trick

I'll put it on and disappear



So I'll just do my hat trick

I'll put it on and disappear