Up ahead I saw a farm
 Some white-faced heifers chewing on that cud
 Thought cows can't do no harm
 Lackin' better sense I jumped the fence
 And went crashin' through the corn
 From the corner of my eye
 I wondered why
 One of them cows had horns

 Well he seemed to be approachin' me at quite a rapid pace
 Does he want me to pet him or does he just want to race
 Next thing I knew the sky's so blue and I'm up above the trees
 And I'm face down layin' on the ground starin' up at somebody's knees

 And I said with calves like that you gotta be a cowgirl
 They don't make calves like that in town
 She had a big ol' hat and big blue eyes and blond curls
 With calves like that you gotta be a cowgirl

 Now I'm her man and she's my girl and we're livin' on the farm
 We spend all day makin' hay out behind the barn
 Well our little boy wants to grow up and be exactly just like me
 But our little girl says hey you'all I wonder what I'll be

 And I said with calves like that you gotta be a cowgirl
 They don't make calves like that in town
 She had a big ol' hat and big blue eyes and blond curls
 With calves like that you gotta be a cowgirl

 With calves like that you gotta be a cowgirl
 They don't make calves like that in town
 She had a big ol' hat and big blue eyes and blond curls
 With calves like that you gotta be a cowgirl