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Short there baby what's that axe

I never saw a girl that could finish that

I said you look so high and your hair so long

When I see you baby I'm gonna sing this song



Crawl [scratch] I gotta get that funk

Female funk



I tell you about a freak that I met

Short got heat when the funk got wet

She's the one I won't forget 

Got to get that funk like it ain't no sweat

Like a seven eleven on a non stop street

The first young tender was a true the freak

Cuz the funk won't let quit they don't tell me shit



Crawl [scratch] I gotta get that funk

Female funk



The second gender that I had 

Talk about Friday that girl was bad

But young tender and sir too short 

Gotta get that funk everyday at fo 

Cuz a brother like me pay to in out

Funk that jump bitch there's just no way out

Once was yours but now she's mine

But now I get that funk I sing this rhyme



Crawl [scratch] I gotta get that funk

Female funk



The dirt young tender that I put

Couldn't understand that torched the but

Big time rapper that's what I am

But in that funk I'm superman

The dirt young tender she's the one

After two whole dates she had me sprung

Working that funk like I know I should

This and sour when I know that funk is good



Crawl [scratch] I gotta get that funk

Female funk



The next young tender was the fourth

So much love for sir too short

The fourth young tender that I'll regret

The girl got scared when the funk got wet

Without that funk what's to play

Sleep, and eat, and work all day

Give me that funk and I might just shout

Sir too short just turned you out



Crawl [scratch] I gotta get that funk

Female funk



Too s.h.o.r.t. female funk is all I see

Baby and short all night long

Give me that funk and sing that song



Crawl [scratch] I gotta get that funk

Female funk



Hey young female there female funk is what I said

Funk, funk, give me some more

You get a lot of funk when your name too short

Give me that funk give me a lot

That funk won't stop give me that funk don't be 

Everywhere I go they sing this song



Crawl [scratch] I gotta get that funk

Female funk



I gotta get more gotta get mail 

Told my hoe by the fifth young tail

Call me up on the telephone 

And said sir too short I'm all alone 

I said there's no need to say anymore

Getting real funky is up to too short

The two emcee is who I be 

Working that funk to the video



Crawl [scratch] I gotta get that funk

Female funk



Thirty eight twenty four thrity seven

All about tennies all extra thick

Work that funk if you dare

Cuz all my young tenders got funk to spare

Watch your step you just might slip

Sewed up too short on a tender tip

Got to get that funk with that G

When it get's that high just send to me



Funk [scratch] gotta get that funk

Female funk



The next young tender down the line

Is just a fan who loves the rhymes

She saw me rolling so so hot 

Recognized pain in the start

There's no time so the story goes

I rolled that freak like a two hoe

Cuz I'm a vet not a punk

So let too short just rock that funk



Funk [scratch] gotta get that funk

Female funk



Female funk seven day all two times

Smooth the ocean around the clock

Saw too short just watch that cock



Funk [scratch] gotta get that funk

Female funk