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 [Eminem]
 If I'm elected for ten terms
 I'm renewing the staff after the inagural
 And hiring all girls as interns
 If I don't like you  I'll snatch you outta your mic booth
 While you're rappin and pull your right through the window and fight you
 I'll take you straight to the pavement
 Uppercut you  and scrape your face wit a bracelet
 Like a razor that shaved it
 Three drinks and I'm ready to flash
 Runnin on stage in a G-string, wit a bee sting on my ass (Look!)
 It's probably all cuz I ain't awkward at all
 I just like to walk through the mall, stop, and talk to the wall
 And have a relapse after I just fought through withdrawl
 (Hop in the car little girl, I just bought you a doll)
 The Bad and Evil movement is comin
 Plus the music is pumpin like a pill freak wit a tube in his stomach
 I write a rhyme a day
 So it's no wonder how come your whole album
 Is soundin like a bunch of shit that I would say
 Whether it's one verse or one letter
 I'll probably be the cleverest one that never gets spun ever
 It's Slim Shady and Tony Touch, it's only us
 The rest of y'all are just stuck in the middle wit Monie Love